Office Details

748 N. High St., Hillsboro, OH 45133

Call or Text : (937) 393-2588
Fax: (937) 393-0343
Monday - Wed: 7:00am - 5:00pm
Thursday: 9:00am - 5:00pm

Ready or not...here are 13 more jokes to make you groan!

1. Patient: "What’s that floater doing in my eye, doctor?"  Doctor: “The sidestroke.”

2. Doctor: “Have your eyes ever been checked before?”  Patient: “No, they’ve always been hazel.”

3. Why did the cyclops have to close his school?  He had only one pupil!

4. Why wouldn’t the optometrist learn any jokes?  He had heard that a joke can help break the eyes.

5. What is it called when you poke your eye with safety glasses?  Eye-rony!

6. Did you here about the new website for people with chronic eye pain?  It’s a site for sore eyes.

7. When are your eyes not eyes?  When an onion makes them water!

8. Why do beekeepers have such beautiful eyes?  Because beauty is in the eye of the bee holder!

9. Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?  Because she couldn’t control her pupils.

10. What's your eye doctor's favorite treat?  Candy cornea!

11. What has four eyes and a mouth?  The Mississippi.

12. Did you know that your left eye isn't real?  It's just in your head.

13. What did the optometrist say when the patient complained he made too many jokes?  “Bad puns are how eye roll.”

 


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From the second you walk into Buckeye Family Eye Clinic, our main focus is YOU...

We value our patient relationships and strive to improve your quality of life and vision wellness through uncompromised service and state-of-the-art technology. Dr. Barton and her staff are a close-working team dedicated to meeting the vision care needs of the people of Hillsboro and surrounding areas. To complement our modern facilities, our knowledgeable staff work with the latest and greatest technologies to best assess the health of your eyes. When you visit our office, our goal is that you will leave completely satisfied and confident with our doctor, staff and services!

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